Lift the heaviest watermelon you can find in the supermarket and ask your mama to “pweese buy this one” with your cutest puppy face.

Get home. Get undressed (you don’t want to cover your clothes in watermelon juice). Wait for said mama to slice that bad boy up and serve you.

Devour slice after slice – five is a good number – and laugh as it drips everywhere.

Don’t forget to add in adorable commentary every few bites. “Mmmm. I love watermelon!” “This is delicious, mama!” “More, please!”

When your finished eating, give your mama sweet, delicious, messy watermelon kisses.

1 Comment

  1. 情趣用品 04.06.2015

    Awesome! Thanks your sharing!


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