Because this deserved it’s own post and needs to be filed under #thingsineverwanttoforget.
Me: How much does mama love you?
Lucas: Too much. oh wait. Thissss much. (Stretches his arms as wide as he can.)
Me: How much do you love mama?
Lucas: The sun. The moon. The spaceships.
Que all the sappy mama tears. Stick a fork in me. I’m done.